11 January 2009

The Sean Speaks: A Very Special Post

as a first-time poster on this, our blog, i feel i should say a few things:

1) hello.

2) i don't love kittens, and especially that one. She will someday be a source of nutrition; that is the extent of my care for her, wondering how delicious she might be.

3) for the grammar nazis, i share your obsession, but i will warn you that i don't capitalize. it's elitist.

stephanie says that some of you have expressed interest in my level of zombie-related preparedness. now you may not be aware of just how much of a pandora's box you are thinking about opening, so let's do this: cast your vote in the comments on how detailed an answer you might like, either long (pros and cons of weapons, vehicles, kit, routes, alternates, etc) or short (condensed version of the above).

i'll also be happy to answer any zombie-related questions. remember: a prepared family is a live family.

p.s.: my tattoos are pretty sweet.

6 comments:

Zac said...

Now you write for 2 blogs eh?

I'll take the short version, with the longer explanations in person.

Anonymous said...

I vote for the medium version and will pry out the rest if you come with your lovely wife to the half marathon down here :)

Nells said...

i vote for the longer, since who knows when i'll get the chance to see you in person

Cranky said...

My question is how do you plan to utilize the cat in your zombie preparedness plans?

(I'm actually a cat lover, so do not hypothetically or actually harm the cat in any way) ;)

And are you aware of zombiepedia?

My word verif is dipsy. Wasn't that a teletubbie? They might've been zombies.

Anonymous said...

Any version would be great, I need all the info I can get. by the way, have you seen Shawn of the Dead? You must!

Sean and Steph said...

zac: stephanie doesn't want me to curse in this blog, so i won't, but i want you to know that i'm thinking something at you.

tea/nells: oddly enough, you both live in san diego, so if we do the one, we'll definitely do the other.

cranky: ...no promises. and i will see your zombiepedia, and i will raise you one www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com. there's a coast guard dude there who you can pretty much completely disregard vis a vis anything he says, but there're some good points made.

webbs: yes. this sean of the dead is superior.