29 January 2009

To Clarify

listen: there's been a lot of discussion around here about "i don't wanna be a cannibal" or "i'm 20% cannibal and i don't know why," and i just want to make sure everyone understands, in all this confusion, all this hubbub, i just want you to know one thing:

i would totally eat a person.

thank you for your time.

sean.

3 comments:

Nells said...

i'm not sure how i feel about that.... do you mean like in an emergency situation, or that you might prefer one over a hamburger?

Chad and Jessica said...

Okay, it's so hilarious that this blog entry has generated such a silence. Everyone just doesn't know what to say....lol. I don't think I could eat human though, even in a life and death situation, and if that makes me a weenie, then so be it.

Sean and Steph said...

Jess,

I concur. I would become a vegetarian before eating another person (or a bug, just to clarify). Weenies unite!

Steph